Yosemite Mudflap — Eddie & Betty Machete lyrics

Lyrics

Eddie and Betty Machete
Were over faded
To the movies holdin' hands
(Holdin' hands, a-holdin' hands
A-holdin' hands, a-holdin' hands)
Eddie Machete
Betty spaghetti
Eddie Machete
Betty
Eddie Machete
Betty spaghetti
Eddie Machete
Betty
Machete in my hand
Spaghetti in my plan
Now
The demon in my cereal bowl
Nefarious take on charm
The Zebra, with a laser sword
Searching for his stolen bottle of Jack Daniels
And are you ready?
For Eddie and Betty Machete?
And are you ready?!
(I don’t think so)
You better get your helmet on
It’s a fight and the ring’s on
You better get your helmet on
It’s a fight and the ring’s on