They Might Be Giants — If I Wasn't Shy lyrics

Lyrics

I’d burn all the uniforms
I’d burn all the «Ask Me» buttons
I’d burn all the intercoms
I’d burn all the time clock cards
I’d steal somebody’s Cadillac
I’d steal anything I lack
I’d steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
I’d ask you, if you don’t mind,
To kiss you a hundred times