They Might Be Giants — Doctor Worm lyrics

Lyrics

My name is Dr. Worm
Good morning How are you? I’m Dr Worm
I’m interested in things
I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm
I like to play the drums
I think I’m getting good but I can handle criticism
I’ll show you what I know
And you can tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums
I’ll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can’t hear the doorbell
When I get into it I can’t tell if you are
Watching me twirling the stick
When I give the signal, my friend
Rabbi Vole will pay the solo
Some day somebody else besides me Will call me by my stage name
They will call me Dr. Worm
Good morning, how are you? I’m Dr. Worm
I’m interested in things
I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm
I am an actual worm, I live like a worm
And I like to play the drums
I think I’m getting good but I can handle criticism
I’ll show you what I know,
And you can tell me if you think I’m getting better on the drums
I’m not a real doctor but they call me Dr. Worm