They Might Be Giants — Critic Intro lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "Critic Intro" by They Might Be Giants.

Lyrics

«Like so many things I can’t understand, they left my teeth chattering for more.
Peggy Cass, Aquarian Weekly
«Maestro! I say right on!»
Orson Bean, Sky and Telescope
«If you hear only one song this year, there’s something terribly wrong with you.
Kitty Carlyle, Easy Riders
Ladies and gentlemen, do not be alarmed. Please remain perfectly still.
What you are about to see is real. The performers are not grinning scarecrows
sent here to torture and manipulate you.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to introduce the twin quasars of rock.
Please give a warm, friendly hand to They Might Be Giants!