The Toilet Bowl Cleaners — The Diarrhea Bounce Back lyrics

Lyrics

When the diarrhea shoots fast from your butt
Once it hits the toilet it bounces back up
And it stains the bottom of your toilet seat
And it also stains your buttcheek
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
When the poop comes out with so much force
It won’t just sit nice in the toilet of course
No matter how you try to aim
A mess is made and you’re to blame!
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
Diarrhea bounces back every time
Diarrhea is quite unique
'Cause when you’re done you don’t just wipe between your buttcheeks
You’ve got to wipe them on the outside, too
Because they’re splattered with toilet water mixed with poo
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, baby
It’s called the diarrhea bounce back, bounce back
Once you have flushed you must clean underneath the seat before it turns to
crust
Unless the toilet is not your own in which case don’t bother just go home