The Locust — Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears lyrics

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If an aunt had balls, she would be?
Uh, the uncle
And in more trouble than?
A pregnant nun
So get a hole to hide in
Or somehide to cover the hole
Pig’s Christmas parcel arrived
Basically full of crap
And others lil' treats
Awe, that little pig