The Coal Porters — Closing Time Genius lyrics

Lyrics

Pass me the bottle
Do me no harm
I’ll have two fingers
One from each arm
Say you can’t help me
Say I can’t hear
I’ll start on the whiskey
I’ve finished the beer
Smart when I walked in
I’m much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Wit, yes, and wisdom
I’ve got 'em in spades
Leave the amateurs crying
In their lemonades
Set 'em up, join me
Hey, I can dream
This guy with no water
Can’t run out of steam
Smart when I walked in
I’m much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
Oh but I dont understand
Why there’s no sparkle in this wedding band
Ah but it’s like it was planned
My IQ rises with the minute hand
Smart when I walked in
I’m much smarter now
This closing time genius
Is thinking much more than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow
More than his brain will allow