The Alphabeticians — General Relativity lyrics

Lyrics

Your cousin is the son or daughter
of the sister or the brother
of your father or your mother
Your aunt is the woman who has the
same mom or dad
as your mom or dad had
Your uncle is the man who has
the same mom or dad
as your mom or dad had
Unless he’s the mister
who married their sister
Your cousin is the son or daughter
of the sister or the brother
of your father or your mother
It’s all relative
It’s all relative
It’s all relative