Tenacious D — Friendship Test lyrics

Lyrics

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING… BRRRRRRRRRRRRING
KG: *Click sound* Two Kings.
JB: Hey Kage.
KG: Hey.
JB: How’s it goin?
KG: Good, good.
JB: What’re ya doin?
KG: Oh God, I was just, I w-
JB: I love you.
KG: …what'd you say?
JB: Said I love you, man. Just wanted to say it.
KG: Hey, thanks. Thank you. That’s awesome, fuckin awesome… I mean, uh, that’s
cool you can, you can say that.
JB: …Don't you have something to say?
KG: No… oh I mean, I uh, I like you. I like you too dude.
JB: Whoa, like? OH HO HO MAN! I’m glad I fuckin did this test on you. The
friendship test.
KG: What?
JB: No, man
KG What are you talkin about?
JB: What happened before, when I said I loved you, that was a test. Because man
I coulda made a total ass of myself if I hadn’t done this test on you.
KG: But you don’t?
JB: Boy!
KG: You don’t, really love me?
JB: Dude listen. You fuckin passed the test ok? But barely. Ya know what you
got?
KG: What?
JB: F plus. Click