Straight Outta Junior High — Just Like lyrics

Lyrics

Like a new born baby deer
Or a non-alcoholic beer
Like a group of seven days
Or fat free mayonnaise
They’re just like your excuses you give to me They’re f**king weak
Let’s try some honesty
Just like all your stories so full of holes they f**king leak
Quit patronizing me Like a box of krispy kremes
Or a pair of worn out jeans
Like a wedge of cartoon cheese
Or some guy with leprosy
Just like all your stories so full of holes they f**king leak
Quit patronizing me They’re just like your excuses you give to me They’re f**king weak
Let’s try some honesty
Just like a broken pencil, a new liver for Mickey Mantle
Just like Inside Edition, the red carpet or Paris Hilton
Just like winning a Grammy, or speaking English to a cabbie
Like aimless, capricious, or senseless, They’re pointless