Starbomb — Toad Joins the Band lyrics

Lyrics

Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!
I agree, Luigi! We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the
charts!
How about Toad?
Uh-yes! Hey Toad, come over here and sing to this!
HELLO!!!
HI!!!
MARIO!!!
AAAAHH!!!
I’M TOAD!!!
Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second, please?
I am scared, I am very scared, I hate my life
It’s was like a chicken screaming in my ears
His whole body’s shaped like a dick, though…
Oooooooohhh…
Good news, Toad! You’ve got-a the job!
HELLO!!!
Ahh!