Spike Jones — I Went to Your Wedding lyrics

Lyrics

I went to your wedding
Although I was dreading
The thought of seeing you…(laugh)… oh, that face!
My poor heart was praying
To hear the groom saying
«I do, I do, I do»… (laugh)… oh, that poor fish…
I’m sorry.
You tripped on the aisle
Fell flat on your… (laugh)… smile
Your father was loaded too…(laugh)… oh, what a mess!
He dragged your bouquet
The rest of the way
And then… (snigger)… and then… (laugh)…
He went back and dragged you… (laugh)
Your mother was laughing
Your father was laughing
And I was… (manic laughter)… too
We all had hysterics
At last we got rid of YOU!