Songs To Wear Pants To — Lightwolf, Defender of the Tender Tundra lyrics

Lyrics

When you’re walking in the woods it’s a dangerous enviroment.
When evil deer come you can try and hie, you can try and sprint.
But it’s no use, cuz they’ll come up to your face and they’ll take a bite.
Lucky for you some science thing combined a wolf with a beam of light!
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
Defender of the Tender Tundra!
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
Putting evil 6 feet under!
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
He’s made of light, but he’s also a wolf.
It’s Lightwolf, Lightwolf.
He’s gonna save the day.
He has the power to refreeze the ice caps when they start to thaw.
Defeating bad guys with his sidekick Dakota Tenderpaw.
They have a spaceship that looks like a unicorn made of knives.
They never take showers cuz they’re way too busy saving lives.
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
Defender of the Tender Tundra!
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
Putting evil 6 feet under!
It’s Lightwolf!
(Yeeeeeeah!)
He only weighs like 20 pounds.
It’s Lightwolf, Lightwolf.
He’s gonna save the day.