Snakefinger — Jesus Was a Leprechaun lyrics

Lyrics

Jesus was a leprechaun
Dying on the cross
Remembering his Celtic roots
Some place to hold my up lost
Jesus was a leprechaun
His name was Tiny Tom
He tried to have a little fun
But now my hands on my Venus alum
Jesus was a leprechaun
Full of trickery
But it went a bit too far
Now they made a matter of me
Jesus was a leprechaun
A twinkle in his eye
Always smiling sweetly
But I never expected to die