Sloppy Seconds — The Mighty Heroes lyrics

Lyrics

I don’t believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in «Walking Tall»
What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew?
Where is the Mean Machine, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine?
I know I’ve said it all before, but I want more
The mighty heroes
Do you believe in Freddy Krueger 'cause he takes so many lives?
Well, I believe in showmanship; I believe in Doctor Phibes
Why do you waste your time on «Halloween Part XXIX»?
And what more could you want than «Planet Earth» and Dylan Hunt?
I know I’ve said it all before, but I want more
The mighty heroes
Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I fear no evil
For I believe in Billy Jack; I believe in Evel Knievel
Don’t believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal
But I believe in Jonathan E.; I believe in «Rollerball»
I know I’ve said it all before, but I want more
The mighty heroes
Take back your Sly Stallones and I’ll take Cleopatra Jones
I found the world ain’t how it looks, and I learned it all from comic books
I know I’ve said it all before, but I want more
The mighty heroes
The mighty heroes
The mighty heroes