Scared Weird Little Guys — The Mad Bastardo lyrics

Lyrics

I sail on my boat around the world
From Portugal to Key Largo
I always take the most dangerous routes
Cos' I am The Mad Bastardo
I will enter most any port
Regardless of trade embargo
I insult all the customs officials I can
Cos' I am The Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
I am The Mad Bastardo
I enjoy eating my tropical fruit
Mango, Paw-paw and Avocado
I transmit diseases from land to land
Cos' I am The Mad Bastardo
I don’t care what is on my ship
I carry the dangerous cargo
Whenever I approach to go to shore they shout
«Here comes The Mad Bastardo»
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
I am The Mad Bastardo
I am known as a romantic fool
My girlfriend’s name is Margo
When we get married eventually
Her name will be Margo Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
Mad, Mad, Mad Bastardo
I am The Mad Bastardo