Rakel Winchester — El marío de la cannisera song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "El marío de la cannisera" by Rakel Winchester.
Lyrics
Después de terminar una horrible relación
me fui a la M-30 y pillé el borracherón,
y allí estaba el nene con su culo bonito
fumándose un petardo y bebiendo un cacharrito.
Ay, qué mal me siento, que me va a dar un desmayo,
tengo que contarlo porque exploto si me callo.
Juro por mis muertos que no estaba preparado
pero al marido de la carnicera me creo que me he tirado.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
"A este primo me lo ligo", —
me dije con salero, —
"chorrearon mis bragas cuando le agarré el trasero,
necesito un achuchón aunque de mentira sea
estoy triste, desolada
y me siento un poco fea".
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
Decidió venir conmigo pa' que no durmiera sola
sin contarme el problemilla que tenía en su pirindola.
Ya que aunque él era muy hombre
y también era muy macho
a su edad no había operado
el frenillo de su cacho.
Con cuchillo eso se opera,
te consejo que vayas a una carnicera.
Con cuchillo eso se opera,
te consejo que vayas a una carnicera.
Ya nunca podré olvidar aquella tarde de invierno
en que fue al supermercado a por un filete tierno.
Y allí estaba mi tendera con su ceja levantada.
Ay, ¡la cara que me puso!
¿Por qué estará mosqueá?
"Cuarto y mitad de bisteles" —
le pedí algo temblorosa.
Y cogió la peor carne, la carne más horrorosa.
Con mirada de asesina me cortó en casi una hora
tres filetes con más nervios que una servidora.
¡Vaya, peste! ¡cómo olía!
sí lo sé, me cambio de carniceria.
¡Vaya, peste! ¡cómo olía!
sí lo sé, me cambio de carniceria.
Que que queréis saber
por qué me hizo esta faena
Pues porque el del frenillo
era el novio de esta nena
y aunque quise abandonarlo no pude eso,
soy la pera, me he quedado con el marío de la carnicera.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
Y con qué morro voy yo ahora a la carnicería
cómo pido, cómo hablo, cómo miro yo a esa tía.
Tantos años en su tienda, y en un día la he liado
ya no podré comer carne, tendré que comer pescado.
Ay, ¡qué miedo! ¡qué sicosis!
Solo queda que este niño
se-se opere de fimosis.
Ay, ¡qué miedo! ¡qué sicosis!
Solo queda, primo mío,
que te operes de fimosis.
Al urólogo ha marchado pa' hecerse la operación.
Se fue con una pilila, y volvió con un pollón.
Milagrosa medicina que a su miembro ha estirado,
mas no podemos follar,
pues siete puntos le han dado.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
Pronto se le caerán, ya que cuando se despierta
su minga mira al nordeste,
tiesa, erguida y peripuesta.
Y los puntos van cayendo
con tantisimo sigilo
que te juro que en dos días ya no le queda ni un hilo.
Ay, ¡qué gusto da mirarlo!
me se sale el tampax solo de pensarlo.
Ay, ¡qué gusto da mirarlo!
le se sale el tampax solo de pensarlo.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
No sabía yo que era el ma-ma-marido de la carnicera.
Lyrics translation
After ending a horrible relationship I went to the M - 30 and I caught the drunk, and there was the babe with her nice ass smoking a firecracker and drinking a cigarette.
Oh, how bad I feel, I'm going to faint, I have to tell because I explode if I shut up.
I swear to my dead I wasn't ready but the butcher's husband I believe I've fucked.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
"To this cousin I tie it", — I said to myself with salero, - "my panties leaked when I grabbed his ass, I need a stink no matter how untrue I am sad, desolate and I feel a little ugly".
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
She decided to come with me so she wouldn't sleep alone without telling me the little problem she had in her pirindola.
Since although he was very man and was also very male at his age he had not operated the frenulum of his bunch.
With a knife that's operated, I advise you to go to a butcher.
With a knife that's operated, I advise you to go to a butcher.
I'll never forget that winter afternoon when he went to the grocery store for a tender steak.
And there was my tent with her eyebrow raised.
Oh, the face she put on me!
Why is mosheah?
"Quarter and half steaks" - I asked for something trembling.
And he took the worst meat, the most horrible meat.
With the look of a murderer he cut me in almost an hour three steaks with more nerves than a servant.
Wow, plague! how it smelled!
yeah, I know, I'm changing the butcher shop.
Wow, plague! how it smelled!
yeah, I know, I'm changing the butcher shop.
You want to know why I did this job because the frenillo was the boyfriend of this girl and although I wanted to leave it I could not that, I am the pear, I have stayed with the husband of the butcher.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
And with what I die I go now to the slaughter how I ask, how I talk, how I look at that Aunt.
So many years in your store, and in one day I've messed it up I won't be able to eat meat, I'll have to eat fish.
Oh, how scary! what a psychosis!
It only remains for this child to-to operate on phimosis.
Oh, how scary! what a psychosis!
It only remains, my cousin, that you operate on phimosis.
The urologist has left for the operation.
He left with a dick, and he came back with a dick.
Miraculous medicine that his member has stretched, but we can not fuck, because seven points have given him.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
Soon they will fall, for when he wakes up his minga looks to the Northeast, stiff, erect and peripose.
And the stitches are falling with so much secrecy that I swear that in two days there is not a thread left.
Oh, it's good to see you!
I get tampax just thinking about it.
Oh, it's good to see you!
he gets his tampax just thinking about it.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.
I didn't know he was the Ma-Ma-husband of the butcher.