Pony Pants — Sexual Pickle lyrics

Lyrics

So much love, so little time
Today, kids like me are a dime a dozen
It’s like crushin' on your second cousin
It’s not fair
Life’s so unfair
Fuck! i’m in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
Fuck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And i’m outta here
Oh, i’m so outta here
Love triangles, love quadrangles
A drag queen with her legs so tangled
A drag king with his newfangled sexuality
What will he do to me?
What will she do with me?
Fuck! i’m in a sexual pickle
Oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
Fuck! this is so ridiculous
Spontaneously combust
Like a crowded chinatown bus
And i’m outta here
Oh, i’m so outta here
And ** is taking my body
Oh i’m so outta here