Pierre Perret — Tonton Cristobal song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Tonton Cristobal" by Pierre Perret.
Lyrics
Tonton Cristobal est revenu
Des pesos des lingots il en a le cul cousu
La famille hypocrite crie vive le barbu
Tonton Cristobal est revenu
A nous ses petits neveux on nous disait il s’est taill?
En Am? rique du Sud sans un p? lot tout d? braill?
Mes enfants que la Vierge nous patafiole
Plut? t que de revoir un jour sa fiole
A Buenos Aires il faisait la traite
D’on ne sait quel produit
Il est revenu fortune faite
Plein de cadeaux jolis
Une poup? e qui fait pipi qui se mouche
Et qui a des seins qui se gonflent avec la bouche
Depuis que tonton est l? on fume de la marijuana
On fout des coups de p? tard partout nos parents mouftent pas
Le matin apr? s le chocolat on chique
Et on crache? six pas comme au Mexique
Il? tait chef gu? rillero et dur comme un silex
Il a battu Jos? Corral au poignard en solex
Estafil? de l’oreille? la bouche
L’autre avait un bel abreuvoir? mouches
Je vais maintenant vous le d? crire il est petit mignon
Il a le tuyau d'?chappement plut? t pr? s du gazon
Des pieds au blair il est plein de cicatrices
Truff? de valdas dans le tiroir? saucisses
Avec ses escalopes il sait toujours d’o? vient le vent
Il lui reste une dent en or juste sur le devant
Cristobal vous sentez un peu la ch? vre
Disait ma m? re en lui tendant ses l? vres
Tonton est mort un jour d’avoir oubli? de respirer
Sa distraction fatale nous ses copains nous fit pleurer
Honteux de voir nos parents qui plaisantent
Autour de sa d? pouille encore fumante
Mais un fant? me depuis punit cette famille ingrate
Quand ces bourreaux nous ont meurtri les miches? coups de savate
Il vient la nuit tirer les pieds de ma m? re Qui aussit? t fout une baffe? mon p? re Tonton Cristobal est revenu
Des pesos des lingots
Rien ne sera perdu
Car le testament l? gue aux neveux les? cus
Tonton Cristobal est revenu
Lyrics translation
Uncle Cristobal is back
Pesos ingots he has his ass sewn
The hypocritical family cries out the bearded
Uncle Cristobal is back
To us his little nephews we were told he cut himself?
Am? southern rique without a p? lot all d? braill?
My children that the Virgin patafiole us
Plut? t than to one day see his vial
In Buenos Aires he was trading
From it is not known which product
He returned fortune made
Full of pretty gifts
A poop? e who pees who flies
And who has breasts that swell with the mouth
How long has Uncle been there? we smoke marijuana
Are we doing p-shots? late everywhere our parents do not mufftent
The morning after? s chocolate is chic
And spit? six steps as in Mexico
He? tait Chief gu? rillero and hard as a Flint
He beat him down? Corral with dagger in solex
Estafil? ear? mouth
The other one had a nice watering can? fly
I will now you the d? scream it is small cute
Does he have the pipe?chappement plut? t pr? s of turf
From feet to blair it's full of scars
Truff? valdas in the drawer? sausage
With his cutlets he still knows o? the wind is coming
There's a gold tooth left right on the front.
Cristobal do you feel a little ch? goat
Said My m? by giving him his l? vres
Uncle died one day from forgetting? breathing
His fatal distraction made us cry
Ashamed to see our parents joking
Around his d? Puglia still smoking
But a jack? me since punishes this ungrateful family
When did these executioners beat us to death? Savate blows
He comes at night pulling my m's feet? re who also? don't give a shit? my p? re Uncle Cristobal is back
Weight of ingots
Nothing will be lost
Because the will l? gue to the nephews them? cus
Uncle Cristobal is back