Perhaps Contraption — Hard Cutlery lyrics

Lyrics

You’re always being boring about old boring
If you don’t like it, then
THROW IT OUT
In the cheap office, there’s a woman pushing a cart of steel with cakes atop
THEY’RE FREE
One woman says
«Stop imagining and bite down on hard cutlery!»
Oh
Hard cutlery
It’s so nice to be
Inside my fridge
Well, we’re all looking sharp
We’re all looking smart
Semi-asleep there’s an organ playing
Bah bah da bahhhh
You’re bored again and these lights are giving you a headache
You’re always looking for somewhere to eat your breakfast
One thinks I should retire to the kitchen
Oh
Hard cutlery
It’s so nice to be
Inside your mouth
Well, we’re all looking sharp
We’re all looking smart
The length
The breadth
SHARPEN YOUR CUTLERY!
Bite down on hard cutlery
Once upon a time
There was a girl
And she had so many things for sale
Including a knife
And a spoon
And some other eating implements
She left them in the garden
She sold them to the priest
For double the money
OH!
COME ON
NOTHING
NOTHING
EVERY
NOTHING
THE THOUGHT
OF IT
YOU’RE WRONG
YOU’RE WRONG
In the morning I’m fishing for sluts in the plughole
It STINKS
Some old codger extracts the Michael
«You taking the piss out o' me, mate?
All packaging breaks
Oh
Hard cutlery
It’s so nice to be
So worn
Well, we’re all looking sharp
We’re all looking smart
The length
The breadth
SHARPEN YOUR CUTLERY
Your breakfast
Ow