Parokya Ni Edgar — Telepono song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Telepono" by Parokya Ni Edgar.

Lyrics

Nag-ring ang telepono alas kwatro ng umaga
ang sabi ko hello sino ito, di ka nag salita
tinanong ko honey ikaw ba yan
sinagot ka oo ikaw ay umiiyak di ako kumibo
matagal tayong tahimik tapos bigla kang umimik
iyong kinuwento na nanggaling ka sa clinic
tinanong kita kung bakit at sinabi mong
meron tayong problema
dahil sa pregnancy test mo kay doktora
ikaw ay pumasa, wala akong nasabi
ay teka muna meron pala naitnaong ko sa iyo kung sigurado ka ba talaga
sigurado ka ba na ako
sagot mo sakin oo gago di ko alam
ang gagawin hindi ko alam so bigla
kong hinang kunyari bigla nalang naputol
masyado pang maaga baka hindi ko kaya
di ko alam ang gagawin hindi ko alam
hindi ko alam
sinagot ko ang telepono alas singko ng umaga
ang sabi ko o bat mo binaba
di ka nagsalita tinanong ko so ano ngayon
ang plano mo, sumagot ka ikaw sumagot ako
bakit ako ikaw, sumagot ka bakit ako lang
bigla kong natauhan pareho tayong may kasalana
imbis na makipag-away
lumunok ako ng konting laway
ito ang ating gagawin pag-iigihan natin
isipin natin ang kailangan
ano kaya ang magandang pangalan

Lyrics translation

The phone rings four o'clock in the morning
I say hello who it is, you don't have a word
I asked you honey
how do you know if you are a girl?
we have been quiet for a long time then you suddenly keep silent
you told me you came from the clinic
I asked you why and you said
we have a problem
how do you get a girl to have sex with you?
you pass, I said nothing
how do you get your girlfriend to have sex with you?
you are sure I
how do you get a girl to masturbate with you?
what do I not know so suddenly
my welding takes place suddenly cut off
too early I might not so
I don't know what to do I don't know
I don't know
I answered the phone Five O'clock in the morning
what do you call a person who studies stars?
you didn't speak I asked what now
your plan, you answered me
why do you think I am
suddenly I came to know that we both had marriage
instead of fighting
I swallow a little saliva
this is what we will do when we reap
let us think what we need
what's the good name