Oldelaf et Monsieur D — Raoul Mon Pitbull song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Raoul Mon Pitbull" by Oldelaf et Monsieur D.
Lyrics
Mais où est-donc passée Grand-Mère?
Je l’ai cherchée toute la journée
J’l’avais laissée sur l’rocking chair
Y avait Sevran à la télé
Mais je m’inquiète son siège est vide
Personne l’a vue dans la maison
A-t-elle été un peu timide
Pour nous cacher des ambitions?
Est-elle partie vers d’autres terres
Goûter aux délices des rois?
Chercher des jades en montgolfière?
Mon grand fiston m’a dit: «J'crois pas…»
C’est Raoul mon pitbull
Qui l’a trouvée appétissante
C’est Raoul mon pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s’il a un p’tit creux dans l’ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C’est Raoul mon pitbull
Bon, je l’avoue, ça m’a fait drôle
D’imaginer un tel carnage
Mais on va pas le mettre en taule
On s’y fera, y a l’héritage!
De toutes façons, elle était vieille
Et puis elle me battait au scrabble
Elle avait une tête de sharpeï
Et ses cadeaux étaient minables
Mais il faut qu’j’aille prév'nir Gisèle
C'était sa mère à elle tout d’même
Je crois qu’elle essuie la vaisselle
«Attends Papa y’a un problème…»
Y a Raoul mon pitbull
Qui l’a trouvée appétissante
Y a Raoul mon pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s’il a un p’tit creux dans l’ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C’est Raoul mon pitbull
Ah oui mais là ça d’vient pénible
Si on n’est plus tranquille chez soi
On va l’emm’ner dans un chenil
Et on prendra un chihuahua
Non le plus grave dans cette affaire
C’est qu’c’est bientôt l’heure du dîner
Et je n’sais pas ce qu’on va faire
Maint’nant qu’ta mère s’est faite bouffer
Va chercher ta p’tite sœur Anne-Lise
On va aller dans un «drive in»
«Attends, papa, il faut qu’j’te dise…
— Ah non, c’est bon, je crois qu’j’devine…»
C’est Raoul ton pitbull
Qui l’a trouvée appétissante
C’est Raoul ton pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s’il a un p’tit creux dans l’ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C’est Raoul ton pitbull
Non, non, non, non!
C’est Hubert ton cocker
Qui voulait pas s’trouver en reste
C’est Hubert ton cocker
Avec Raoul ils se détestent
Il voulait rester fier
Et avoir sa part du gâteau
C’est normal, il a l’sang chaud
C’est Hubert ton cocker
Tiens voilà qu'ça sonne à la porte
Qui c’la peut être à cette heure-ci?
C’est p’têt Maman? — Non, elle est morte!
C’est la voisine Madame Petit
Elle dit qu’elle a pendant des heures
Entendu des cris dramatiques
Qui lui ont déchiré le cœur
Et qu’elle voudrait app’ler les flics
— Mais entrez donc, dehors il gèle
Il fait meilleur dans le salon
Pendant qu’on vous sert un cocktail
Raoul sera votre compagnon…
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
Qui l’a trouvée appétissante
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s’il a un p’tit creux dans l’ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
Qui l’a trouvée appétissante
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
Il est gentil mais quelle descente!
Il aime jouer, il est cool
Mais s’il a un p’tit creux dans l’ventre
Il te croque dès que tu rentres
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
C’est Raoul not’pitbull
C’est Raoul not’pitbull!
Lyrics translation
But where did Grandma go?
I've been looking for her all day.
I left it on the rocking chair.
There was Sevran on TV.
But I worry his seat is empty
Nobody saw her in the House.
Has she been a little shy
To hide ambitions?
Has she gone to other lands
Taste the delights of Kings?
Looking for jades in a hot air balloon?
My big son said, " I don't think so.…»
This is Raoul my pitbull
Who found it appetizing
This is Raoul my pitbull
He's nice but what a descent!
He likes to play, he's cool
But if he has a little hollow in his belly
He'll bite you as soon as you get home.
This is Raoul my pitbull
Well, I admit, it made me funny.
To imagine such carnage
But we're not putting him in jail.
We'll do it, there's the inheritance!
Anyway, she was old
And then she beat me to scrabble
She had a sharp head
And his gifts were shabby
But I have to go and see Gisele.
It was her mother all the same
I think she's wiping the dishes.
"Wait, Dad, there's a problem.…»
There's Raoul my pitbull
Who found it appetizing
There's Raoul my pitbull
He's nice but what a descent!
He likes to play, he's cool
But if he has a little hollow in his belly
He'll bite you as soon as you get home.
This is Raoul my pitbull
Oh yes but here it comes painful
If you're not at home anymore
We'll put him in a kennel.
And we'll take a chihuahua
Not the most serious in this matter
It's about time for dinner
And I don't know what we're gonna do
Since your mother got eaten
Go get your little sister Anne-Lise
We're going to a drive in.»
"Wait, Dad, I gotta tell you…
- Oh, no, it's Okay. I think I'm guessing.…»
It's Raoul your pit bull
Who found it appetizing
It's Raoul your pit bull
He's nice but what a descent!
He likes to play, he's cool
But if he has a little hollow in his belly
He'll bite you as soon as you get home.
It's Raoul your pit bull
No, no, no, no!
It's Hubert your cocker
Who didn't want to be left behind
It's Hubert your cocker
With Raoul they hate each other
He wanted to be proud
And have his share of the cake
It's normal, he has warm blood
It's Hubert your cocker
Here's the doorbell.
Who can she be at this hour?
Is it tough, mom? - No, she's dead!
It's the neighbor Madame Petit
She says she has for hours
Heard dramatic cries
Who tore his heart
And she wants to app'ir the cops
- But come on in, it's freezing outside.
It does best in the living room
While you are served a cocktail
Raoul will be your companion…
It's Raoul not'pitbull
Who found it appetizing
It's Raoul not'pitbull
He's nice but what a descent!
He likes to play, he's cool
But if he has a little hollow in his belly
He'll bite you as soon as you get home.
It's Raoul not'pitbull
It's Raoul not'pitbull
Who found it appetizing
It's Raoul not'pitbull
He's nice but what a descent!
He likes to play, he's cool
But if he has a little hollow in his belly
He'll bite you as soon as you get home.
It's Raoul not'pitbull
It's Raoul not'pitbull
It's Raoul not'pitbull!