Melvil Dewey — Old Man Intro lyrics

Lyrics

Hey, you kids!
Hey! Quiet down!
I say quiet down!
It’s a library, not a dance party!
(Melvil Dewey)
Aww, how am I supposed to read my newspaper?
With all you kids, yellin', singin', jumpin' up and down like little kangaroos?
You’re drivin' me crazy!
Nuts, I say!
(Melvil Dewey)
You call this music?
It’s not music, it’s noise!
That’s right, good-for-nothin' noise!
And it’s hurtin' my ears! Aaahhh!
(Melvil Dewey)
Whatever happened to old-fashioned children music-rap we used to make?
Yeah!
That’s library, give off mambo-jambo for Dewey
Come learn, Deweylicious, aah!