Mad Caddies — Mum's The Word lyrics

Lyrics

well approximation of the situation tends to bend
when you have too much to drink
and you piss off your friends
you cant talk,
and you cant walk,
and you dont know you’re name,
you find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,
the booze just kills your conscience
and your dick is in your hand
and you dont know who the fuck is in your bed