Ludacris — Viagra Skit lyrics
The page contains the lyrics of the song "Viagra Skit" by Ludacris.
Lyrics
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh.
9−1-1 WHat’s your emergency?
Yes ma’am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
Calm down sir, it can’t be that hard OK?
No it can’t, it can’t.It is! My dick has been hard for over eight hours and it just won’t, it just won’t go down!
Escuse me?
I took one of them Viagras for the first time
Word?
And the first one didn’t do anything, so I took another one
OK.
And now my shit harder than titanium in this motherfucker, I’ve been knocking
shit over
Damn I ain’t had no dick in 6 months.
Why don’t them shits come with directions I don’t know what to do man help
Hey girl, Lisa!
Hmhm?
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address
I got you
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain’t never listenin' to them
niggas again man, I swear!
Hm.Calm down sir, help is on the way