Karpe Diem — Fake Skjegg Og Leg song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Fake Skjegg Og Leg" by Karpe Diem.
Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, hh.
Jeg har hrt det er straffbart med fake leg,
S jeg skaffa meg fake skjegg og legger an P damer som er too old to get laid.
Jeg er p party bare jeg har det fett.
Brune karen som str ved baren og leker
Hard to get.
Vakke indere der.
Syntes synd p meg sjl, for jeg fikk mad props
Av en kar I Lindeberg klr.
Typen som elsker diskutere politikk I fylla,
Og kjapt kan legge hpet om bli likt
Av meg p hylla.
Han digga ltene med Generalens Eiendom (a vel)
Han var litt skuffa siden jeg og Magdi skreiv snn.
Jeg veit om typen, mtt de fr;
De som blir fdt, blir lurt og s bare dr.
Oppi trynet mitt med mad piss, Unge Hyre button.
Dumt at han var tung og hy, for jeg var hypp p fltt’n.
Hr 'a kompis, du kanke komme med den dritten der,
Og tro at du kan ta og s omvendte denne indern her.
Hook:
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (alle brker med en inder)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (h)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (for jeg er I kken)
Ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey (oh, oh, oh)
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (yehehey — jeg vikke brke)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (ehehey)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (for jeg er I kken)
Ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey
Han mente land som var blakke kunne takke seg sjl.
Og hver narkis I parken er fokk up og nerd.
Jeg legger hodet p skakket og spr;
Hva sa du til meg?
Det finnes u-land p grunn av deg og barnearbeid.
Jeg er faen meg lei, skal ta med kamera, jeg.
Dra til Irak og ta med bildene tilbake til deg.
Greit, du har en villa full av cash og mersche, please.
Men tenk, slutt tull, putt ting I perspektiv.
De folka der nede har ftt den verste dealen,
S trk av deg dollargliset ditt, vr s snill.
Han gav seg’ke, ba meg slutte mase.
Lei av at vi syntes synd p oss sjl p grunn av rase.
Jeg var rasende; nazi faen dra et annet sted.
Hilsen Magdi, faren hans, faren min og Nazer.
Hva skjer?
Pupillene hans ble hakekors,
Og det er en del av utelivet vre klar til sloss.
Det var rett fr jeg bada'
Begge var passe sure,
Da arabern kom og gav ham en flaske I huet.
(*skriking*
Ey serist, Han blr!
Yee, han blr!
Ey, Magdi, snn helt serist, han dr!
Yee, han dr!)
Hook:
Oooh,
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (jeg vikke — eyyy)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (eeyy)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (yeah, yeah, Karpe Diem)
Yeyh, yehey
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (ehehey)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (ehehey)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (jeg… meg og Magdi, kom igjen)
Yehey, eyheey
Hvorfor er selvmordsbomber mindre humant enn de som
Slippes p sivil I Palesina og Irak?
At folket blir styrt av folk I dress sttta av Vest,
Men ikke sttta av folk flest. (ehe, nei)
Folk holder kjeft.
Ey, du sier at en sak har to sider, og det er sant.
Men den ene er okkupert og den andre er okkupant.
Tanks og raketter og skikkelig vpen
Mot stein og sprettert og ikke noe hp.
Men jeg lover at det er hp over alt,
Men f tler alt.
Vkner opp til Holocaust og hper at det er over snart.
Holder fast til hpet om f overlatt
Til tregrass, og vknenatt med vpen klart
Og sovner av en hndgranat.
For det er fakta at det er fucked up nr vi
pentbart har nok mat
Og fr betalt, har ftt alt p p oljefat.
For kort sagt er vrt land fortsatt en olje stat
Som fortsatt bruker mer p forsvar enn stoppe drap.
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (ehehey)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (meg og Magdi)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (Rett fra hjertet, kompis)
Kamerat jeg vikke brke, (yeah, ehehey)
Men, hey, jeg mener du br vkne. (det er meg og Magdi — ehehey)
For Karpe Diem er I kken. (for vi er I kken)
(Vi er I kken, kken, kken, vi er I kken, kken)
(Takk for I dag. Dette er mot hjerte-e-e-e eyey, men snn blir det bare — Yee)
Lyrics translation
Yeah, yeah, hh.
I have hrt it is punishable by fake leg,
S I get fake beard and adds an P ladies who are too old to get laid.
I'm p party only I have it fat.
Brown fellow who str by the bar and toys
Hard to get.
Beautiful Indians there.
Felt sorry for me sjl, for I got mad props
By a fellow in Lindeberg klr.
Kind of like love discussing politics while drunk,
And instantly can add hpet about be liked
By me P shelf.
He digga ltene with General Property (a well)
He was a little disappointed since I and Magdi wrote snn.
I know about the type, mtt DE fr;
Those who are fdt, being tricked and s only dr.
Oppi my face with mad piss, young Hyre button.
Stupid that he was heavy and hy, for I was hypp p fltt'n.
Hr'a mate, you canke get with that shit there,
And believe that you can take and S repent this indern here.
Hook:
Comrade I Wick brke, (all brker with an inder)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (h)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (for I am in kken)
Ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey (oh, oh, oh)
Comrade I Wick brke, (yehehey-I Wick brke)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (ehehey)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (for I am in kken)
Ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey, ye-hey
He believed countries that were broke could thank themselves sjl.
And every narkis in the park is fokk up and nerd.
I put my head on shaky and spr;
What did you say to me?
There are developing countries because of you and child labor.
I'm damn sorry, gonna bring camera, I.
Go to Iraq and bring your photos back to you.
Okay, you have a villa full of cash and mersche, please.
But think, end nonsense, put things in perspective.
The guys down there have ftt the worst deal,
S trk of you dollargliset your, vr s kind.
He gave himself'ke, asked me to stop whining.
Tired of that we felt sorry for us sjl p because of race.
I was furious; nazi fuck drag somewhere else.
Greetings Magdi, his dad, my dad and Nazer.
What's up?
His pupils became swastika,
And it is part of the nightlife vre ready to fight.
That was right fr I bada'
Both were fit sure,
When the Arab came and gave him a bottle in the hut.
(*screaming*
Ey serist, he blr!
Yee, he blr!
Ey, Magdi, snn totally serist, HE dr!
Yee, he dr!)
Hook:
Oooh,
Comrade I Wick brke, (I vikke-eyyy)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (eeyy)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (yeah, yeah, carp Diem)
Yeyh, yehey
Comrade I Wick brke, (ehehey)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (ehehey)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (I ... me and Magdi, come on)
Yehey, eyheey
Why are suicide bombers less humane than those who
Released P civilian in Palesina and Iraq?
That the people are ruled by the people in the suit sttta of the Vest,
But not sttta by most people. (ehe, no)
People shut up.
Ey, you say that a case has two sides, and it is true.
But one is occupied and the other is occupier.
Tanks and missiles and proper vpen
Against stone and slingshot and no hp.
But I promise it's hp all over the place,
But f tler everything.
Vkner up to the Holocaust and hper that it's over soon.
Holding fast to hpet about f left
To tregrass, and vknenatt with vpen clear
And fall asleep by a HND grenade.
For there are facts that it is fucked up no we
neatly have enough food
And fr paid, ftt has everything p P Oil Barrel.
For short, vrt land is still an oil state
That still uses more p defense than stop killing.
Comrade I Wick brke, (ehehey)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (me and Magdi)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (Right from the Heart, Mate)
Comrade I Wick brke, (yeah, ehehey)
But, hey, I mean you br vkne. (that's me and Magdi-ehehey)
For carp Diem is in the KK. (for we are in kken)
(We are in the KK, the KK, the KK, we are in the KK, the KK)
(Thanks for today. This is against heart-e-e-E eyey, but snn just gets it-Yee)