Joan Manuel Serrat — Cuenta Conmigo song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Cuenta Conmigo" by Joan Manuel Serrat.

Lyrics

Si quisieras quererme
dejaria de fumar
y me haria vegetariano
Si durmieras conmigo dormirias
menos tistes las palmas de mis manos
y si los buenos chicos te ostigan
y buscas tipos duros fingire ser el malo que castiga con besos de cianuro
si buscas a alguien que te trate mal
cuenta conmigo
si quieres guerra guardo un arsenal
bajo el ombligo
y si se trata de tratarte bien
mejor que un millonario sin dinero
olvidate de chulos todo a cien
por ti sere un perfecto caballero
Si me abrieras tu falda de lunares
y me pidiaras que me cuide un poco
haria furti por los bulevares
con chante a lo loco
y si es mejor quererte sin permiso
con rabia y al contado
yo te querre como jamas te quiso
quien mas te haya marcado
si buscas a alguien que te trate mal
cuenta conmigo
yo nunca tuve una mujer fatal
ni tu un amigo
y si se trata de tratarte bien
mejor un lord con pantalon de cuero
olvidate de chulos todo a mil
por ti sere un perfecto caballero
si quieres un maldito perdedor que humille y que mal quiera
ponme un piecito que yo sere el peor cabron de tu escalera
y si te ponen los matildes de mi lado femenino por ti comulgare mi sabire con
ruedas de molino
si buscas a alguien que te trate mal cuenta conmigo
yo nunca tuve una mujer fatal ni tu un amigo
y si se trata tratarte bien
mejor que un casanova con ombliguero
olvidate de chulos todo a cien
por ti sere un perfecto caballero
Por ti sere un perfecto caballero

Lyrics translation

If you wanted to love me
I would quit smoking
and it would make me vegetarian
If you slept with me you'd sleep
less titist the palms of my hands
and if the good guys tease you
and you're looking for tough guys pretend to be the bad guy who punishes with cyanide kisses
if you're looking for someone to treat you badly
count me in.
if you want War I keep an arsenal
under the navel
and if it's about treating you right
better than a millionaire with no money
forget about pimps all a hundred
for you I'll be a perfect gentleman
If you would open your polka dot skirt for me
and you're gonna ask me to take care of myself a little.
haria furti along the boulevards
With Crazy singing
and if it is better to love you without permission
with rage and spot
I'll love you like he never loved you
who else has marked you
if you're looking for someone to treat you badly
count me in.
I never had a fatal woman
nor you a friend
and if it's about treating you right
better a lord with leather pants
forget about pimps all by a thousand
for you I'll be a perfect gentleman
if you want a fucking loser to humiliate and hurt
give me a piece I'll be the worst bastard on your ladder
and if they put the matildes on my feminine side for you I will commune my knowledge with
mill wheels
if you're looking for someone who treats you badly, count me in.
I never had a fatal woman. you never had a friend.
and if it's about treating you right
better than a Casanova with a belly button
forget about pimps all a hundred
for you I'll be a perfect gentleman
For you I'll be a perfect gentleman