Insane Clown Posse — Rare Milenko Phone Skit lyrics

Lyrics

Man: «Hello?»
J: «Is Mandy there?»
Man: «It's 2 o’clock in the morning.»
J: «Did I ask you that?»
Man: «Who is this?
J: «J.»
Man: «What are you doing calling here this late?»
J: «Look, fucker! I’m packin' wood the size of Texas! So put your daughter on
the phone and take your bitch-ass back to sleep!»
Man: «What did you say to me?!»
J: «MOTHER FUCKER!»
Man: «Where's your father at? Put your father on the phone!»
J: «Aight. Hold up… DAAAAAD!»
Shaggy: «Hello?»
Man: «Hello. I’m, I’m sleeping here in bed with my wife, when, when…»
Shaggy: «Wait, wait, wait a minute. You can’t be in bed with your wife…
I’M IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE!»
Man: «You son-of-a-bitch! I’m calling the police! I know who you are!»
Shaggy: «You do?»
Man: «Yes I do!»
Shaggy: «Well, alright! Tell 'em I said FUCK OFF!»