Hadouken! — Liquid Lives lyrics

Lyrics

There’s a story about a bloke named Jerry
Got slaughtered and got real airy
In the pub he acted obscured
And he came onto a boxer’s bird
So he got knocked out
Face swelled up like a rainbow trout
His girl found out the truth
But he couldn’t explain 'cause he’d lost a tooth
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die
I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested
And my head’s in pain, next weekend let’s do it again
An anecdote about a man named Clive
Wasn’t one to usually drink drive
And after all he’d been through a stack
And so it was a bit far to walk back
A month later and he’s sitting in court
For the two lives he cut short
Man slaughter he’s convicted
For the pain that he inflicted
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around
Down to the pub, up to the club
My stomach’s turning, oh my body’s burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive
Here’s a story about a chap named Bart
Drank 4 pints in hour and a half
Although the night had just begun
'Cause the local pub was open till one
The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on the hunt he Was still drunk and he risked himself
Fell off his horse and shot himself
I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die
I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested
And my head’s in pain, next weekend let’s do it again
Here’s a story about a girl named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they told the doctors she’d sued
They found no chemicals was in her bloodstream
Well, nothing malicious
But the alcohol levels were suspicious
When asked who had hurt her
Poor old Kate couldn’t remember
Our liquid lives this is how we all survive
And my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again
Down to the pub, up to the club
And I’ve damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around, around
Down to the pub, up to the club
My stomach’s turning, oh my body’s burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive
Go on, drink up England
Come on, swig it up It’s what you all do best