Frank Zappa — Telephone Conversation lyrics

Lyrics

Pam: Well. .. operator? Hold for a minute, please. .
FZ: Hello?
Operator: Yes, sir. .
FZ: Ah, can you call 678−9866?
Operator: Same area code?
FZ: Yes
Operator: Right
FZ: Is that Vicki?
Pam: Yeah. .. He’s gonna bump you off yet, he’s got a gun, you know. ..
(heh heh heh. . .) If he didn’t get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won’t get you
here
Vicki: Hello?
Pam: Vicki?
Vicki: Yeah
Pam: What’s happening?
Vicki: Listen: your father has called me up this. .
Pam: Now look, just don’t panic but just tell me. .
Vicki: I’m not panicking!
Pam: OK
Vicki: I think my phone’s tapped too
Pam: Well don’t worry, that’s quite alright
Vicki: Alright. .. Your father called me up this afternoon
Pam: Just a sec. .