Frank Zappa — Montana lyrics

Lyrics

Say that again please
Whipping post!
Whipping post? ok, just a second
(do you know that?)
Oh sorry, we don't know that one
Anything else?
Hum me a few bars of it… please
Just show me how it goes, please
Just sing, sing me whipping post
And then maybe we'll play it with you
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Thank you very much
And now…
Judging from the way you sang it,
It must be a john cage composition, right?
Here we go… montana
One two, one two three four
I might be movin' to…
Hold it! hold it!
We can't possibly start the song off like that!
Good god!!!
That's inexcusable!
What happened to you last night?
(george has a tape of it)
George has a tape of it?
Ok, we'll use that in the second show
Ready? montana…
Wait a minute… whipping post
No… montana
One two, one two three four
It's too fast for you!
One two, one two three four
I might be moving to helsinki soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental floss
Raisin' it up Waxen it down
Tying it to the whipping post
In the middle of town
But by myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Raisin' my lonely
Whipping post
Well I just might grow me some thongs
But I'd leave the hippy stuff
To somebody else… how 'bout chester?
And then I would
Get a person
Tie him up To the whipping post
And beat the living shit out of him
So that guy in the audience was satisfied
But by myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
'cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Whipping post-floss
Movin' to montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (how unique!)
Movin' to montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
(yes, it's such a ballad at this tempo)
Little booger-bear
Boogers everywhere
And now for the thrilling conclusion to that song…