Frank Zappa — Library Card lyrics

Lyrics

Library bar-code, PE label
Student must carry this card at all times,
And present upon demand for identification
This card are not while currently (enrolled pony)
You may be liable for any unauthorized use of this card prior to notifying the
used card office
In writing, of possible unauthorized use due to loss or theft
I agree to comply with all library regulations
And to assume responsability for all use made of this card
(Oh-hoh)