Fountains Of Wayne — Half A Woman lyrics

Lyrics

They called him great scott
Because he was great
They called her great susan
Cause she was his date
She climbed in a box
He cut her in two
And when he was through
She was just half a woman
And heЂ™d tie her up Set her on fire
HeЂ™d douce her with oil
The crowd would go wild
She was always alright
At the end of the night
But somehow she felt
Like just half a woman
The show went the same way
Year after year
HeЂ™d wave his magic wand
SheЂ™d disappear
One day she asked
How did this come to be Somewhere there must be more to me One day she left
She climbed through the stage
And into the trap door
Under the lionЂ™s cage
And after a spell
He said what the hell
It was just as well
She was just half a woman