E.S.K38 — Chef Boyardee lyrics

Lyrics

One Night I was sitting on the couch watching
my favorite TV Show what I heard a voice say «Come Here My Child,
Follow My Voice» I did what the voice
wanted and followed it into the kitchen.
I was suprised to see a giant can of Chef
Boyardee sitting in the middle of my kitchen.
I stood there and started in amazent wondering what would happend
next Then he broke the silence and asked:
Why haven’t you been eating your Cheff Boyardee my child?
I said i didn’t like Chef Boyardee anymore,
he said I was lying and ask me to climb inside of him…
I said No
Then he pulled out a gun and said get inside of me
or i will kill you, i say ok and climb inside of him.
The Chef Boyardee was like quicksand,
the more you struggle the quicker you sink,
after a white the Chef Boyardee consumes me and I fell into a Chef
Boyardee Void, I fell for a what seemed like hours and then a
white light consumes me,
I woke up laying on the floor in the kitchen…
I was reborn…
I was a new man.
I stood up and said thank you Chef,
he smiled and flouted into the floor.
Ever since that night I have been eating Chef Boyardee for breakfast,
lunch and dinner,
my friends don’t like me anymore
because all I talk about Chef Boyardee…
But that didn’t matter I don’t need
them because I will always have…
My Chef Boyardee…