Els Pets — Profilàctic song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Profilàctic" by Els Pets.

Lyrics

Estava a la discoteca i em van venir moltes ganes de pixar
Vaig anar cap al lavabo, amb prou feines m’ho podia aguantar
Quan me l’estava eixugant davant meu me la vaig trobar
Semblava una màquina de xiclets una miqueta especial
Però quan vaig fotre les peles mai diríeu què em va caure a les mans:
Una capseta quadrada plena de globets de color carn
Hi deia profilàctic
Dins del plàstic
Profilàctic
No em fa fàstic
Però em pregunto per a què servirà
Li vaig ensenyar a la mare i em va fotre la cara com un nyap
Li vaig ensenyar al meu pare i el molt puta se’l volia quedar
Li vaig ensenyar a l'àvia i em va dir que no n’havia vist mai
Quan estava resignat a no saber-ne la utilitat
Vaig trobar-me a la veïna que, per cert, està per sucar-hi pa
I em va dir que a casa seva a les fosques m’ho podria ensenyar
El que és un profilàctic
Dins del plàstic
Profilàctic
No em fa fàstic
Però em pregunto per a què servirà

Lyrics translation

I was at the disco and I came looking forward to pixar
I went towards the toilet, barely I could hold
When I was wipe in front of me I found
It looked like a machine of chewing gum a little bit special
But when I fuck in the peel ever would you say that I fell in the hands:
A little box square full of globets color meat
There said prophylactic
Inside of the plastic
Prophylactic
Not disgusts me
But I wonder what will
I teach mom and me fuck the face like a mess
I teach my father and the very whore he wanted to stay
I teach to the grandmother and she told me that no had ever seen
When I was resignat to not know the utility
I find myself to the neighbor who, by the way, is to dip them bread
And she told me that at his home in the dark I could teach
What is a prophylactic
Inside of the plastic
Prophylactic
Not disgusts me
But I wonder what will