Electric Six — The New Shampoo lyrics

Lyrics

The secret ingredient in the new shampoo
It’s good enough for me and it’s good enough for you
You’ve done Head & Shoulders and you’ve done Selsun Blue
Now start washing your hair with the new shampoo
I see the pictures of young men just like me Washing their hair being everything I want to be
I get excited seeing young men just like me Becoming clean
Suckin' out the juice of the new shampoo
Now there’s nothing left for me and there’s nothing left for you
They had to do something now there’s nothing left to do It’s the remarkable science of the new shampoo
I see the men in the locker rooms with me Rinsing and toweling with such urgency
I see the men showering next to me
I’m becoming a queen
We’ve, we’ve come a long way
Running out of supplies of the new shampoo
They riding in Shanghai in Kalamazoo
So come on over give the Devil his due
'Cause he’s the inventor of the new shampoo
Give me a mirror so I can finally see me becoming
Who I want to be Now my hair is making a mockery
Of me