Ed's Redeeming Qualities — Girlfriend lyrics

Lyrics

I hope my girlfriend keeps being my girlfriend
I hope she doesn’t break up with me
I hope she doesn’t fall in love with Randy
I hope she falls in love with me
My girlfriend is a girl
My girlfriend is a girl (This time!)
She has some things I like to touch
She doesn’t hit me very much
She makes me laugh
We like to laugh
We never cry
We only laugh
My girlfriend isn’t bad
Or anything like that
She wears nice clothes…
Everybody knows
(They understand me when I say…)
I hope my girlfriend keeps being my girlfriend
I hope she doesn’t break up with me
I hope she doesn’t fall in love with Randy
I hope she falls in love with me
My girlfriend is a girl
My girlfriend is my friend
I’m so nice
I like to cook
I’d even help her write a book
I’d love her but she doesn’t let me
Because she doesn’t want to upset me
She’s so nice…
I hope my girlfriend keeps being my girlfriend
I hope she doesn’t break up with me
I hope she doesn’t fall in love with Randy
I hope she falls in love with me