Duo Bucolico — Il salmone song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Il salmone" by Duo Bucolico.

Lyrics

Se va di moda bere lo spritz
Io bevo l’acqua della fogna col seltz
Se va di moda il ristorante di sushi
Io mangio solo le nocciole coi gusci
Se va di moda la vacanza a Berlino
Io vado a Carpi con il mio motorino
Se van di moda i capi di Armani
Io preferisco vestirmi da cani
Vado, per la città
Non mi venite a dire che mi sono omologato in giro
Vago, per carità
Controcorrente, vado sempre contro il gusto dominante
La Champions League, o Michele Santoro
Han più seguaci del Vitello d’Oro
Se tutti invocano il dio Beppe Grillo
Io sono adepto di Raimondo Vianello
Se fa tendenza linkare i video
Mi piace più leccare i libri di Ovidio
Se le ragazze si rifanno le tette
Io mi innamoro delle vecchiette un po' sfatte
Vado, per la città
Non mi venite a dire che mi sono omologato in giro
Vago, per carità
Controcorrente, vado sempre contro il gusto dominante
Vado di moda, mi seguono tutti
Persino Armani si veste da cani
Tutti leccano i libri, poi fanno l’amore
Vicino a Carpi con le vecchie signore
Vado, per la città
Non mi venite a dire che non siete omologati in giro
Vago, per carità
In mezzo alla gente, sono diventato il gusto dominante
Se va di moda non andare di moda
Vado di moda per andare di moda
(end)

Lyrics translation

If it's fashionable to drink spritz
I drink the sewer water with the seltz
If the sushi restaurant is fashionable
I only eat hazelnuts with shells
If the holiday in Berlin is fashionable
I go to Carpi on my scooter
If Armani's garments go out of fashion
I prefer to dress like dogs
I'm going to the city.
Don't tell me I got homologated around
Vague, for Christ's sake
Countercurrent, I always go against the dominant taste
The Champions League, or Michele Santoro
They have more followers than the Golden Calf
If everyone calls on the God Beppe Grillo
I am adept at Raimondo Vianello
If Trending link videos
I like licking Ovid's books more
If girls get their tits done
I fall in love with the little old ladies
I'm going to the city.
Don't tell me I got homologated around
Vague, for Christ's sake
Countercurrent, I always go against the dominant taste
I'm in fashion, everyone follows me
Even Armani dresses like dogs
Everyone licks books, then makes love
Near Carpi with old ladies
I'm going to the city.
Don't tell me you're not homologated around
Vague, for Christ's sake
Among the people, I became the dominant taste
If it goes out of fashion don't go out of fashion
I'm in fashion to go in fashion
(end)