Def Con Dos — Don Condón song lyrics and translation
The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Don Condón" by Def Con Dos.
Lyrics
Hola soy J. Al Andalus de Def Con Dos
Y yo soy Strawberry, buenas tardes a todos
Hola Mexico!
¿Qué pasa? Ei que no me usa nadie
O me usa roto, o me usa picado, o me usa pasado de fecha
O simplemente no me usa
Ei ¿qué pasa? Dijo el señor Condón que no me uuuuuuuuu
Que no me, que no me, que no me usais
Que no me usan, que no me quieren
Que en ca, que en casita me odian por
Que No me quieren pa nai no me quieren tirai
O me tienen olvidao en el fondo del cajón
O me tienen en la cartera hasta que caduca la fecha
Y yo digo pobre señor condón y yo digo pobre señor condón
Que nadie le quiere usai que nadie le quiere usai
Si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el virus, si no quiere el VIH
Desempolva el cajón y tira el condón
Y comprate otro que tenga la fecha que la tenga bien
Y que todo esté a punto para coger
Para echarte un palo y para gozar
Para ver disfrutar y pa pasarlo bien
Que para eso está que para eso está
El sexoooo
Con promiscuidad y con ganas de gozar
Y con ganas de pasarlo bien
Con ganas de coger un buen ambiente
Con amigos, con amigas
Con hombres, con mujeres
Como a cada cual le guste a cada cual le venga en gana
Con respeto y con amor
O sin él que tampoco hace falta, eh?
Todo hay que decirlo y. Que se le va!
Y entonces me dijo el señor condón
El señor condón el señor condon
Ay que bien me quedo ay que bien me quedo
Que me he encontrado a los de Def Con Dos
A los de Def Con Dos a los de Def Con Dos
¿a quien?
Ay! A los de def con dos a los de def con dos
Que me los he encontrado a los de def con dos
Dijo don condon dijo don condon usameee
Usame vida usame
Sacame del cajon tirame a la basura y vete a la farmacia
Y comprate uno nuevo que esté muy bien
Y no lo laves!
Que para cada cogida vale nada mas que una vez un condon
Que no seas guarro hombre, que no lo laves y luego hala
Otra vez, pues no
Para cada cogida una vez y luego a la basura
Que no al water que se atasca!
Y a gozar y a pasarlo bien
Cada uno goza con lo que más le gusta!
Y a pasarlo bien
Y a gozar y a coger y a disfrutar
Y a echarse un palo como a cada cual le pueda gustar
Y donde cada cual quiera gozar
Pero con condón dijo don condon
Que si yo no voy no vale de nada
Que si yo no voy nada mas que estais jugando
Con la señora muerte muchas veces porque hay bichos
Que se pone en las cosas
Y muchas cochinadas de la falta de higiene
De que no se lava lo que se tiene que es la…
Que somos def con dos!
Que no somos pata negra
Pero da igual como si lo fueramos
Andele, andele andele andele
El señor condon que contento se fue
Que contento me voy
A ver si me sacan del sobre
A ver si no me rompen
Aver si no me rompo
Y a ver si no hay… un condon picao
Picaooooo
Usalo, y goza!
Vamonos!
Lyrics translation
Hello I am J. Al Andalus Def with two
And I'm Strawberry, good afternoon everyone
Hello Mexico!
What's the matter? The one who doesn't use me
Or uses me broken, or uses me stung, or uses me past date
Or just don't use me
Hey, what's up? Mr. condom said I don't uuuuuuuu
Don't me, don't me, don't use me
They don't use me, they don't want me
That in ca, that in casita they hate me for
They don't want me pa nai they don't want me tirai
Or have me forgotten at the bottom of the drawer
Or have me in the wallet until the date expires
And I say poor Mr. condom and I say poor Mr. condom
That no one loves you usai that no one loves you usai
If you don'T want the virus, if you don't want the virus, if you don'T want HIV
Dust the drawer and throw away the condom
And buy yourself another one that has the date that has it right
And that everything is ready to fuck
To throw you a stick and to enjoy
To see enjoy and have a good time
That's what it's for. that's what it's for.
The sexoooo
Promiscuous and eager to enjoy
And looking forward to having a good time
Eager to catch a good atmosphere
With friends, with friends
With men, with women
As everyone likes to please everyone
With respect and love
Or without him, too, huh?
All you have to say and. that goes away!
And then Mr. condom said to me
Mr. condom Mr. condom
Oh, I'm fine. Oh, I'm fine.
That I've found Def's with two
Def with two Def with two
who?
Ay! Def with two def with two
That I found the def with two
He said Don condon he said don condon usameee
Use me life use me
Take me out of the drawer, throw me in the trash and go to the pharmacy.
And buy yourself a new one that looks great
And don't wash it!
That for every fuck is worth nothing more than once a condom
Don't be a dirty man, don't wash it and then hala
Again, Well, no.
For every fuck once and then to the trash
No to the toilet that gets stuck!
And enjoy and have fun
Everyone enjoys what he likes best!
And have fun
And to enjoy and to fuck and to enjoy
And to throw a stick as everyone likes
And where everyone wants to enjoy
But with condom said Don condon
If I don't go, it's worthless.
That if I don't go anything else you're playing
With Mrs. death many times because there are bugs
That gets into things
And a lot of filth from the lack of hygiene
That you don't wash what you have to is the…
We're def with two!
That we're not Blackfoot
But it doesn't matter as if we are
Andele, andele andele andele
Mr. condon who happily left
How happy I am leaving
Let's see if they pull me out of the envelope.
See if they don't break me
Aver if I don't break
And see if there is ... a condom picao
Picaooooo
Use it, and enjoy!
Vamonos!