De Nattergale — Folmers Polterabend song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Folmers Polterabend" by De Nattergale.

Lyrics

Hende o mi' arbed' der er vi nog’n stykker
Der altid holder sammel, I ve'
Rigtig' kammerater, også når vi holder fri
Det er æ' så'n lig og sæj… ski' te!
Det er Sofa-Jørgen og Lille-Finn og Kylle og Bo
Og det er Folmer og mig og Bjarne 1 og Bjarne 2
(Det er Sofa-Jørgen og Lille-Finn og Kylle og Bo
Og det er Folmer og mig og Bjarne 1 og Bjarne 2)
I æ' weekend spiller vi bold o' serie 6
Og vi vil op I serie 5 og vi er godt undervejs
I tredje halvleg nie' o æ' kro
Der har vi’et nøj' sjovere end dem fra serie 2
Og hold da kæft hvor er’t sjov
Vi skriger af grin
Det er skide hyl, det er pissefin
(Og hold da kæft hvor er’t sjov
Vi skriger af grin
Det er skide hyl, det er pissefin
Så skål og skide være mæ'et.)
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Så en daw da vi sad og fyred' vittigheder aw
Sa' Folmer pluds’lig: «hva ska I law'
Fra klokken 2 til klokken lort o Store Bededaw
For a ska giwtes, der er fest hjemm' I svigerfars haw'.»
Han sa' at hvis vi vill' være med te' æ' bryllup
Var vi hermed inviteret og så trak han en øl op
Og drak’n I en slurk og taw si' tegnebog frem
Og betalt' og gik, for han ha’d lovet og kom' tidlig hjem
Så sa' Kylle: «Det var da grow' hun har få't ham slæbt I æ' kirk'
A hår da ellers hort æ' forhold var begyndt og knirk'.»
«Jamen vi ska æ' blande os, det ka' vi li' så godt glemme»
Sa' Lille-Finn så med si' fistelstemme
«Det' æ' no’ed vi andre vi bestemmer
Men vi må law' en polterabend som han aldrig glemmer!»
(Vi må law' en polterabend som han aldrig glemmer
Vi må law' en polterabend som han aldrig glemmer!)
Skål og skide
Skål og skide
Skål og skide skide
Skål og skide
Skål, skål og skide
Skål og skide være mæ'et
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Så æ' daw før æ' bryllup da æ' klok' den var fem
Ha’d Folmer egentlig regnet med at nu sku' han hjem
Men vi ha’d andre planer med den kommende brudgom
Selvom han på alle måder proved' og slip' udenom
Vi snupped' ham ude I æ' omklædningsrum
Og gav ham buwse-wand — ad libitum!
Så kom Bjarne 2 med en halv flask' sprut
Den tømt' vi I Folmer o en halv minut
Vi klædt' ham ud som en gris og lawed' en planche
«Kys svinet,» stod der, «det er sidste chance!»
Så stilled' vi ham op nie' o æ' torv
Der var’et det begyndt' og bliv' rigtig sjov'
Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
(Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
Så skål og skide være mæ'et.)
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Så kom Sofa-Jørgen med en hel flaske Bailey
Vi råbt' I kor: Det er bar' dæjlig'!
Så taw vi en tragt og stopped' ned I Folmers mund
Og tømt' æ' flask' I ham, lig' til æ' bund
Han sejled' rundt, ja han ku' æ' en gang gå
Så var’et vi gav ham en par rulleskøjter på
Så sagde Bjarne 1: «Han ska' ud og køre en tur!»
Og gav ham håndjern på og en sæk ove ræ' hur'
Vi spændt' ham a’ter æ' rutebil ud af æ' by
Mens han råbt' og skreg I vilden sky
Så sprang vi ind I Kylle’s bil og started' så det hvined'
Og fulgt' a’ter æ' bus, og vi grined' og vi grined
Hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
(Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
Så skål og skide være mæ'et.)
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Vi sad I Kylles Kadet og drak bajere og sang
Da æ' snor mellem Folmer og æ' rutebil sprang
Han kjor’e ind I en skilt og røg ned af en skrænt
Der var ingen der så hvor han egentlig endt'
Der lød bare et brag og så var han væk
Der gik en halv time før vi fandt ham I en bæk
Så sa' Lille Finn: «Hva har vi da gjor'!»
Mens Sofa-Jørgen var ved og tøm' Folmers mund for jord
Inde I æ' bil ku' han godt nok æ' være
Så vi smed ham op o' æ' tagbagagebærer
Så lå han der og ligned' en smadret flue
Mens vi kjor’e ham ind o' æ' skadestue
Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
(Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
Skål og skide
Skål og skide
Skål og skide skide
Skål og skide
Skål, skål og skide
Skål og skide være mæ'et
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Nå men vi kom ind o' æ' sygehus I en vældig humør
Og Bjarne 2 kasted' op I æ' lomme o' en portør
Æ' læge sagde til Folmer: «Ka' du husk' hva du hedder
Di' adresse, er du medlem af Danmark o. s. v
Folmer han ku' husk at han hed Folmre, gudskelov
Og CPR og si' adresse ku' han husk til husbehov
Kylle sagde «A tror den er gal med mi' vaterpas»
Han stod med æ' snude I æ' mask' til æ' lattergas
Æ' narkosesygeplejerske sagde hun hed Gina
Og at der absolut æ' var no’ed og grine af
Så sagde Kylle: «Hva' Gina
Vil du æ' med ind en tur ved si’en af?»
Hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
(Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
Så skål og skide være mæ'et.)
— Ja skål og skide være mæ'et
Nå, men det var op af næste formiddag før vi kom hjem
Folmers mor ha’d fundet hans bryllupstøj frem
Han var lidt sløj, så vi fyldt' ham op med Panodil
Og kjor’e ham hen I æ' kirk' og sagde: «Folmer, smil!»
Så sad vi I æ' kirk' og grined' æ' røv I laser
Da Folmer han blev giwt I alle si' bandager
Han ha’d mistet en par tænder og var blevet en smule halt
Men a tror nok han syntes det var sjov
— Når alt kommer til alt
Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin
(Ja hold da kæft hvor var’t sjov
Vi skeg af grin
Det varr skide hyl, det var pissefin…)
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Lyrics translation

Her o mi' arbed 'there we are nog' N Pieces
Who always keeps sammel, I ve'
Real ' comrades, even when we take time off
It's a dead body and soap ski ski tea!
It's Sofa-Jørgen and Lille-Finn and Kylle and Bo
And this is Folmer and me and Bjarne 1 and Bjarne 2
(It's Sofa-Jørgen and Lille-Finn and Kylle and Bo
And this is Folmer and me and Bjarne 1 and Bjarne 2)
In æ' weekend, we play ball o' series 6
And we're going up in Series 5 and we're well along the way
In the third half nie'o æ'kro
There we have' a heck of a lot more fun than the ones from Series 2
And shit ain't funny
We scream with laughter
It's fucking howl, it's fucking fine
(And damn it's not funny
We scream with laughter
It's fucking howl, it's fucking fine
So cheers and fuck the bitch.)
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
Then a daw as we sat and fired ' jokes aw
Sa 'Folmer pluds' corpse: "wha ska i law'
From 2 o'clock to 4 o'clock shit O big Bededaw
For a ska giwtes, there is fest hjemm 'I in-laws haw'.»
He said if we want to be with the tea wedding
We were invited and he pulled up a beer
And drank 'N in a sip and taw si' wallet forward
And paid 'and went, for he had promised and came' early home
Then sa'kylle: "that's when grow' she's got 't him dragged in æ'kirk'
A hair when otherwise hort e 'relationship had begun and creak'.»
"Well, we're gonna interfere, we're gonna forget that»
Sa'lille-Finn then with si ' fistula voice
"The rest of us are in charge
But we must make a bachelor party that he will never forget!»
(We must law a bachelor party that he never forgets
We have to make a bachelor party that he'll never forget!)
Cheers and fucking
Cheers and fucking
Cheers and fucking fucking
Cheers and fucking
Cheers, cheers and fucking
Cheers and fuck the bitch
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
So æ daw before æ wedding when æ 'klok' it was five
Ha'd Folmer actually expected that now he was going home
But we had other plans for the future bridegroom
Although in every way he tried 'and slip' around it
We snatched 'him out in æ' locker room
And gave him buwse-wand-ad libitum!
Then came Bjarne 2 with half a bottle of ' booze
The emptied ' vi in Folmer o half a minute
We dressed 'him up like a pig and lawed' a planche
"Kiss The Bastard," it said, " This Is Your Last chance!»
Then we set him up nie'o æ ' torv
There was 'a it started' and become 'real fun'
Yeah damn it wasn't funny
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
(Yeah damn it wasn't fun
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
So cheers and fuck the bitch.)
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
Then came Sofa-Jørgen with a whole bottle of Bailey
We shouted 'in unison: it's just 'quiet'!
Then we taw a funnel and stopped ' down Folmer's mouth
And emptied ' æ 'flask' in him, lie 'to æ' bottom
He sailed ' around, yes he could once go
Then the was we gave him a pair of roller skates on
Then Bjarne 1 said, " he's going for a ride!»
And handcuffed him and a sack of fox fur
We excited 'him a' ter æ ' rutebil out of æ'by
While he shouted ' and screamed in the Wild sky
Then we jumped into Kylle's car and started 'then it screamed'
And followed' a'ter er 'bus, and we laughed' and we laughed
Holy shit wasn't funny
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
(Yeah damn it wasn't fun
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
So cheers and fuck the bitch.)
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
We sat in the chicken Cadet and drank beer and sang
When æ 'string between Folmer and æ' rutebil jumped
He kjor'e into a sign and went down a cliff
No one saw where he actually ended up'
There was just a bang and then he was gone
It was half an hour before we found him in a creek
Then so 'little Finn:" What Have we done'!»
While Sofa-Jørgen was at and empty ' Folmer's mouth for land
Inside a car, he could
So we threw him up o'er's roof rack
Then he lay there looking like a broken fly
While we kjor'e him into o ' æ ' er
Yeah damn it wasn't funny
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
(Yeah damn it wasn't fun
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
Cheers and fucking
Cheers and fucking
Cheers and fucking fucking
Cheers and fucking
Cheers, cheers and fucking
Cheers and fuck the bitch
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
Well we got into o ' æ ' hospital in a tremendous mood
And Bjarne 2 threw' up in æ 'pocket o' A Porter
Æ 'doctor said to Folmer:" can you remember what your name is
Di'adresse, are you a member of Denmark o. P. v
Remember his name was Folmre, thank God
And CPR and si ' address could he remember for House needs
Kylle said " a think it's mad with Mi'vaterpas»
He was standing with an a 'snout in an a' mask 'for an a' nitrous oxide
The nurse said her name was Gina
And that there was absolutely no ' ed and laugh at
Then Kylle said, " Huh, Gina
Would you like to join us for a walk by the si?»
Holy shit wasn't funny
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
(Yeah damn it wasn't fun
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
So cheers and fuck the bitch.)
- Yes, cheers and fuck the MA
Well, it was up next morning before we got home
Folmer's mother had'd found his wedding outfit
He was a little weak, so we filled ' him up with Panodil
And kjor'e him into æ 'kirk' and said: "Folmer, smile!»
Then we sat in æ 'kirk' and grined ' æ ' ass in tatters
When Folmer he was giwt in all si' bandages
He'd lost a few teeth and had become a bit lame
But a probably thinks he thought it was funny
- After all
Yeah damn it wasn't funny
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine
(Yeah damn it wasn't fun
We laughed
It was fucking howl, it was fucking fine…)
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