Cretin — Walking a Midget lyrics

Lyrics

I own a happy midget I walk him in the yard
He’s tethered to a leash we don’t go very far
Stumpy arms and legs prancing by my side
He trains so hard I promised him one day we’d go outside
Oh, my proud little man
Summersaults and handstands
Show me those silly midget tricks
When I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip
I tell him that it’s time he shrieks and wets the floor
When I attach his leash he drags me to the door
We will show the people who used to laugh at you
Just what a special midget can be trained to do Oh, stubby dwarven friend
My companion till the end
Runs just as fast as he can
Don’t forget to flip when I clap my hands
Strutting down the street he’s on his brand new leash
He tries to jump on people I keep him out of reach
All the people ask me why I treat him wrong
I tell them they did worse then we sing our song
«Happy little midget, running down the street
Happy little midget, skip on stunted feet
Walk my funny midget, watch him do his tricks»
Then I clap my hands he jumps and does a flip