Country Teasers — Golden Apples lyrics

Lyrics

Richie is so wee
That he almost can’t be seen
Eck is tall and skinny
Like a string of runner beans
Simon can’t walk properly
He has trays instead of feet
And Alan’s nose is long and hooked
Like Jean-Luc's long hooked beak
But I am the perfect image of mankind
Made by God to remind him of his son
My back is straight like a straight white line
Golden apples issued from the hole in my bum