Colby Yates — Three Stooges On the Fourth of July lyrics

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I remember DJ got a new speed boat
It was 10 years old, but he swore it float
So we met at the shoe branch boat ramp parkin' lot
With three cases full of bootleg beer
A boogie board and not an ounce of fear
Down where the water was cool and the girls were hot
And we cruised by the sandbar, where all the babes were hangin' out
Matt said, «let's all moon 'em,» so we pulled our swimsuits down
We were too young to know better, too crazy to care
Too dumb to consider we weren’t the reason all the girls were there
So sure we were headed for the perfect summer night
We were just three stooges on the Fourth of July
Pulled DJ around the lake so long
That his arms got tired and he couldn’t hold on
Slid into a boat dock, broke a rib
When we fished him out, he was 'bout in tears
So we slapped his back and we gave him a beer
He said, «It hurts overtime I take a sip»
I said, «Let's go find some women
So we drove up to Saunder’s Pass
Then the motor spit and sputtered
And the boat ran out of gas
Too young to know better, too crazy to care
Too dumb to consider we weren’t the reason all the girls were there
So sure we were headed for the perfect summer night
We were just three stooges on the Fourth of July
By the time we got her paddled back to shore
They were shootin' fireworks off the Baytown Wharf
We were burnt and broke and all our heads were sore
But we were ready for more
Too young to know better, too crazy to care
Too dumb to consider we weren’t the reason all the girls were there
So sure we were headed for the perfect summer night
We were just three stooges on the Fourth of July
Three stooges on the Fourth of July