Christoph Waltz — "In That Case Django, After You..." lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song ""In That Case Django, After You..."" by Christoph Waltz.

Lyrics

What other archaic rituals are you people verboten to take part in? What? Like.
For instance, what if we were to walk in this saloon here, sit down at a table,
order a drink, and drink it? Would the authorities frown on that?
Hell yeah, they gonna frown
What part would they find the most offensive?
All of it. I can’t be walkin' in no saloon. I can’t be sittin' down in no chair,
at no table. I can’t be drinkin' no drink. And I definitely can’t be sharin'
no drink, with no white man, in public
So if you and I were to do those things, that would be considered enough of a
infraction for the saloon keeper to go and get the sheriff?
You bet your sweet ass they get the sheriff
In that case Django, after you