Checco Zalone — Checco Rap song lyrics and translation

The page contains the lyrics and English translation of the song "Checco Rap" by Checco Zalone.

Lyrics

Io mi ricordo ancora
Quando stavamo inzieme
Che tu dicevi amore
Ti voglio tando bene
E io che ci credevo nonostante la gente
Mi diceva
Stacc accuort che a uaglion è un po' fetente
Lo diceva pure mia madre
Inzieme a mia cognata
Che lei sulle persone
Non zi aveva mai sbagliata
E litigavo con lei per difenderti sai
Che se l’avrei saputo ca passavo tanti guai
Ma quando che mia madre
Ti invitava per mangiare
I piatti tu alla fine
Non l’hai mai voluto fare
Facevi la penichella
Guardavi la telenovella
Sdraiata sul divano
Co telecomando in mano
Rit.
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Che donna sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Quel lungo pomeriggio
Dendro l’ipermercato
A cercare lo stivaletto
Per l’abito tigrato
Da indossare al matrimonio
Di Carmela tua cuggina
Ti somigliava tanto
Quella granda bucchina!
Non perdesti l’occasione
Per guardarti al commesso
Ci facisti l’occhiolino
Volevi farmi fesso
Ma tu mo
Dimmi na cosa
Che ti credi che sono cretino
Ti piaceva quel commesso
Somigliava a Costantino
E tutte quelle volte
Che arrivava quello squillo
È un amica mi dicevi
Non scocciarmi stai trnquillo
Ma quel numero lo sai che io me l’ho memorizzato
Ed era maschio
Quando l’ho telefonato
Rit.
Quand’eri zoccolona
Peccato che eri bona
Che donna sfaticata
Ma io l’ho sembre amata
Ma poi mi ho liberato
Da queste frustazioni
Allora ti ho lasciata
Ed aggie scritt sta canzone
Dove voglio dirlo a tutti
Chi eri veramende
Dove voglio sputtanarti
Voglio dircelo alla gente
Dovevo sopportare
Inzieme alle altre cose
La voglia di parlare
Unita all’alitosi
Dovevo allontanarmi se levavi i stivali
I tuoi non erano piedi
Erano arme letali
E per giustificarti la puzza delle ascelle
Buttavi tutta la colpa
Ad un problema della pelle
E quanto deodorante
Quanto ne spruzzavi
Ma non ti serve a un cazzo
Se prima non ti lavi
GNORANTE!
Rit.
Quand’eri sporcacciona
L’igiene della persona
Nun zai manco dov'è
Quand’eri zoccolona
Peccato ch’eri bona
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te
Quand’eri sfaticata
Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

Lyrics translation

I still remember
When we were first together
That you said Love
I love you so much
And I believed in it despite the people
He used to tell me
Stacc accuort that in uaglion is a little stinky
My mother said so too.
Start with my sister-in-law
That she on people
Zi had never been wrong
And I was fighting with her to defend you, you know.
That if I knew I'd be in so much trouble
But when that my mother
He invited you to eat
The dishes you in the end
You never wanted to do that.
You were doing the penichella.
You were watching the soap opera.
Lying on the couch
Co remote control in hand
Rit.
When you were tired
But I've Never Loved You
What a wretched woman
But I've Never Loved You
That long afternoon
Dendro the hypermarket
Looking for the boot
For the tiger suit
To wear at the wedding
Of Carmela your cousin
She looked so much like you.
That big dick!
You didn't miss the chance.
To look at the salesman
You wink at us
You wanted to fool me
But you mo
Tell me what
That you think I'm a jerk
You liked that salesman.
He looked like Constantine.
And all those times
That ringing came
She's a friend you told me
Don't bother me you're trnquillo
But you know I memorized that number.
And he was a boy.
When I called him
Rit.
When you were a slut
Too bad you were good.
What a wretched woman
But I've never loved her
But then I freed myself
From these frustrations
So I left you
Ed aggie writing this song
Where I want to tell everyone
Who were you veramende
Where I want to blow you
I want to tell people
I had to put up with it.
Start with the other things
The desire to talk
Combined with halitosis
I had to get away if you took off your boots.
Your feet were not feet
They were lethal weapons.
And to justify the stench of your armpits
You threw all the blame
To a problem skin
And how much deodorant
How much you sprayed
But you don't need shit.
If you do not wash first
GNORANTE!
Rit.
When you were dirty
Hygiene of the person
Nun Zai manco where is
When you were a slut
Too bad you were hot
When you were tired
But I've Never Loved You
When you were tired
But I've Never Loved You