Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine — Surfin' U.S.M. lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "Surfin' U.S.M." by Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

Lyrics

Spoken
When you’re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like,
and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little
white flag, and without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard
Shouted
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!