Brotha Lynch Hung — Have You Checked the Children? (Skit) lyrics

The page contains the lyrics of the song "Have You Checked the Children? (Skit)" by Brotha Lynch Hung.

Lyrics

Hello
(Have you checked the children?)
You obviously have the wrong number
Why do you keep calling me?
(Why haven’t you checked the children?)
What? Stop calling me
(Hey, I love that bra you have on)
How could you possibly know—what?
(BECAUSE I’M IN YOUR CLOSET, BITCH!)