Bonzo Dog Band — Big Shot lyrics

Lyrics

I am the Big Shot
You heard me right the first time
Name of bachelor Johnny Cool
Occupation, Big Shot
Occupation at the moment, just having fun
What a party that was
The drinks were loaded
And so were the dolls
I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan
Then I saw Hotsie, what a dame
A big, bountiful babe in the region of 48−23−38
One hell of a region
She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima
I had to stand back for fear of being burned
Whiskey wow, wow, I breathed
She was dressed as before the bed
In that kind of outfit
She could get rolled at night
And I don’t mean on a crap table
It’s kind of revealing, isn’t it?
Revealing? It’s positively risk
I like it, she said
«You're a man with a thousand Gs, right?»
«A thousand what?» I quipped
«G-men, girls, guns, guts»
«You're my type»
«Wrong, baby», I slapped her hard
«I'm a L man, strictly liquor, love and laughs»
She stared over my shoulder
«Play it cool, Johnny» Play it what? I flipped
«Listen, I fought my way up from tough East Side New York
Lead filled saps and sub-machine guns, like this»
She said, «Johnny, this is a deadly game
Have a few laughs and go home»
I shuddered, normally I pack a rod in pajamas
I carry nothing but scars from Normandy beach
I said, «Wrong, baby, you can’t fool me»
She spat playfully, «I'm ahead of you, Johnny»
I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said
«Baby, you’re so far ahead it’s beautiful»
«You, you are, you are eccentric, I like that»
«Electric Cheri, bounce off my rocket, tout comprehend?»
We spoke French fluently, our lips met again and again
«Yeah, yeah, yeah», I slobbered
Hotsie said, «You're slobbering all over the seat, kid»
I went home late, very late
What could I say to M