Bob Rivers — Three Inch Tool lyrics

Lyrics

little me my nuts are small as pearls
you like to laugh at me cause i’m hung just like a squirrel
some times it bugs me cause i’m not a bigger guy
when i was a baby it was exactly the same size
but theres nothing i can do cause i only got a three
inch tool
come home with me have a cocktail at my place
ive gotto tell you befor we get past second base
in my pants hes no big shwing if you can find him he’s
a friendly little thing
but there’s nothing i can do i only got a three inch
tool
when im coming out of the pool i only got a one inch
tool
some times i wonder if it will ever extend
i get embarrased when im hanging with my friends
they like to razz me i dont know why they get me a happy meal and super size my fry
and theres nothing i can do i only got a three inch
tool
when im comeing out of the pool i only got a one inch
tool
yeha its small but it’s real cool im happy with a three
inch tool
i only got a three inch tool