Ben Folds Five — Sports & Wine lyrics

Lyrics

Destiny was calling
Monday afternoon
Wednesday you’ll be crawling
And you’ll pray to be there soon
With sports and wine
Some men never grew up Fortunate like you
Some men never found out
What it takes to be a dude
That’s Sports and Wine
The girls don’t understand it What you think is art
My oh my we’re all impressed
How sensitive you are
Everybody’s talkin' about you now
You know it’s true
Always has been sports and wine for you
So you ask me how I think I know
Just what makes you tick
I know what I know y’know
I know you make me sick
Sports and wine
Girls don’t understand it Anything you say
I don’t understand it either
Guess that makes me gay
Everybody’s talking 'bout you now
You know it’s true…